A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises. After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and clawing at the cage. "He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer.
"Well, he's not bad," replied the owner, "but I have something better in mind for you."
They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first. He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.
"Ah," said the buyer. "This must be the dog you were referring to earlier."
"Well, no," said the owner. "I have something better in mind for you."
The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his butt. He did not seem to notice as the men approached. "This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.
The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed. "This dog seems quite tame. He doesn't act at all like an attack dog at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking his butt!"
"I know, I know," said the owner. "But you see, he just ate a lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
2007-09-22 14:54:51 · 15 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooops!*
2007-09-22 15:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This actual relies upon on the type you socialized and knowledgeable. My dad had a German Shepherd mixed with a Rottweiler while i grew to become into becoming up, and he or she grew to become right into a great canines who my dad had on a series interior the great backyard he had. She grew to become into waiting to interrupt the chain off the wall she grew to become into so solid. notwithstanding she grew to become into no longer a violent vicious canines. All canines will attempt to guard you in case of threat, however the breed of your canines doesnt make it an attack canines. notwithstanding specific canines are bred to be guard canines. German Shepherd ranked as quantity 7 on the suitable 10 checklist of guard canines, with canines like Rottweilers at quantity 3 and Dobermans at quantity 2. Then while it includes attack canines, nicely thats all in the type you socialize them to boot as in case you knowledgeable her for that. notwithstanding in the experience that your canines is largely a undeniable old canines that keeps to be on your room and has no guidance what so ever, then she is largely a house puppy who likes to play tough.
2016-10-05 05:03:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, don't be so hard on lawyers. It's only 95% of them that give the others a bad name!
2007-09-30 13:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by thom t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A smart dog would've simply bit off the lawyer's testicles -- so he couldn't reproduce! Good enough for a star, though.
2007-09-22 15:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-22 15:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-09-30 04:19:37 · answer #6 · answered by Steve F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good laugh! Thanks...
star for you!!
2007-09-22 15:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it! Funnyyyy
2007-09-22 14:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by star2012angel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AAHAHAHHAHAHH ...
that was good, a star for youu [[:
thanks for the laugh and keep the jokes coming [[pleasee]]
2007-09-29 07:55:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh funny! STAR!
2007-09-22 16:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by Maboroshi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute
2007-09-22 15:03:39 · answer #11 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋