2007-09-22 14:50:35 · 30 answers · asked by Nameless 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It would take you to the Highway, where it will then settle down and then you can get out of your house and shout at all the people to "GET OFF MY DRIVEWAY!"
2007-09-22 14:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Red Phoenix♥ 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
It's difficult to say, most homes don't necessarily grow legs but rather they are put into two catagories. First they have wheels attached to the undercarriage and are also known as mobile homes. The second option is that the house is lifted up and moved by large trucks.
But what your saying, is that your house suddenly grew legs. Now that's interesting because when I was a young man, my house grew legs too. It didn't happen suddenly though, it took about a week and a half. The real problem of the house growing legs suddenly is the obvious damage to the foundation that would result, and as such you can be assured that it would in fact take itself and you, if you were in it at the time of the sudden growth, to a new location.
Most homes that grow legs do so out of some form of frustration and/or stress. This can be a good thing or a bad thing, hopefully for you it is good.
So, if you were in the house when it suddenly grew legs, and you were not injured, I can assure from experience that it will be the adventure of a lifetime.
As I said before, when I was a young man my house, or my parents house, grew legs and took off. Now at the time both my parents, my four sisters, a younger brother and myself were in the house. My two older brothers had already moved out, and missed out on everything.
When the house began to walk it was the weirdest sensation I had every experienced to that point in my life. I started with a southernly heading from the southside of Chicago. It was amazing to see the trees and telephone lines move and sway as the house lumbered by, missing them all by the narrowest of margins. After about two hours of moving through several neighborhoods and suburbs the house found it's way to the highway I-80. Gently and with the grace of a clydesdale it manuvered onto the highway heading west.
Oh I could go on and on, but in short I will tell you this. The house took us to places that only the hands of God could have created. We saw the splendor of man's imagination. The depravity of his ill thoughts and the kindness of his heart. Natures bounty and her fury. I can't say for sure where or even if your house will ever even move, but if and when it does enjoy it for all it's worth. Soak up every memory and experience it with an open mind. Write about it and take plenty of pictures.
Enjoy the trip
2007-09-22 22:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it takes you past your press agent ask him where the media is. He'll probably say something like, "Sorry, Nameless,
I was so busy getting a house moving permit for you from the
Engineer Office and writing PR releases I'm afraid your prior
timeline notice escaped my attention." Would you say, "Idiot!
If I stop today to part the Red Sea can you get me anything for that?" The little jerk might smile, saying, "Yes'um, I'll get you two pages in the Old Testament being written as we speak and I'll make sure my girl gets all the credit."
2007-09-22 22:12:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
My house takes me places all the time, she's called Trevor, she likes horses and piglets and her favourite TV programme is Time Team. We've just been to the park to play on the swings (she watched) then we went to KFC for a 3 piece variety meal, I had to throw it through her front door but she got sick and did a poo out of the catflap.
She's sometimes nasty to me at night and scares me by shrieking 'kill kill Satan comes!' over and over through the top of her chimney, and when she and the garage pair up on me I have no choice but to resort to Valium. But I love her moss and all and our sex live is fantastic, so swings and roundabouts!
2007-09-22 22:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think it would take you anywhere. It's got legs but no brain. I'm not sure that was funny. Or maybe it's becase of my horrible sense of humor.
2007-09-22 21:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
To Russia to join Baba Yaga's house
2007-09-22 21:54:46 · answer #6 · answered by Mike1942f 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Southern California where it would put down roots and say Honey I'm Home.
2007-09-22 22:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by terminator 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Home is where your house would go
No matter where you go
or where you've been
The best place of all
is home again.
-)
2007-09-22 21:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by E. Paul H. 74 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
to the top of a very high cliff, then throw itself (with you inside) off the edge.
2007-09-22 21:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 miles east.
2007-09-22 21:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by BeingMe 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋