2007-09-22 14:40:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
just simply state, that sometimes it falls out,, and you were not aware that Mr. Happy , was quite so happy.
say,, In the future I will not wear jeans that can't handle my extra manly manhood, your sorry, but they were made in china, and they should understand that
2007-09-22 14:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by Dots 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best approach is to be simple and straightforward. Find out the name of the restaurant owner, or simply address a brief letter of apology to the management.
HOWEVER!!!! if you think there may be a claim against you for property damage or for causing distress, etc, you would be well advised to contact a solicitor before sending ANY letter to anyone.
(In Australia, we would put the words "Without Prejudice" at the top of such a letter, to indicate that we are not admitting any criminal or civil liability by our apology, but I am not sure if this applies where you live.)
You can (and should) still apologise, but via your lawyer, who can advise you how to do sincerely but without putting yourself at risk of litigation.
Cheers :-)
2007-09-22 22:04:12 · answer #2 · answered by thing55000 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well back in the day when I was known to do just that sort of thing I found that if you slip a hundred dollar bill in with an I'm sorry you can write just about anything and it will be all ok....
2007-09-23 22:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably like this:
Dear Sirs/Madams,
I'm very sorry for the inconvenience of the incidentally done freak show. However, regarding to mutual beneficiary in the future, perhaps you could save my number to call me when you need a strip show for special occasion. I promise you I will perform better after we sign the contract to do that.
P.S: he he ... ;)
Sincerely,
Freaker
that's it dude!
2007-09-23 08:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by shinobu hawk 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I doubt that a letter of apology would be considered sufficient recompense; but it is also probably not advisable from a legal standpoint. I'm not sure you should admit guilt and then sign your name to a document that admits to a misdemeanor crime. Better not to show your face, or other bits, in the establishment again. :)
2007-09-22 21:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by lfh1213 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dear restaurant,
I apologize for feeling the need to hang out with my wang out in your fine establishment. I thought there was a spider in my pants. I am allergic, so it was a medical necessity to remove them. Turns out it was just my keys. My bad.
2007-09-23 16:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
With the letter, give them a nude photo of yourself.
2007-09-22 22:33:42 · answer #7 · answered by Js_5 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you really shave your back for that add a few questions ago... How much did you really shave off? Ha ha ha!!!
Why would you even think of apologizing?!?!?
2007-09-22 23:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by NY PTK 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would first start by returning all of the one dollar bills that people gave me
2007-09-22 22:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! There's no apology to give. Don't mention it and perhaps no one else will, which may help them to forget it!
2007-09-22 21:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by animal_mother 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋