He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, dont worry about my Rottweiler. He wont bother you. But, whatever you do, do not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at her apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen. Like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with its incessant squawking and talking.
Finally the repairman couldn't stand the parrot's talking any longer and he told the bird to be quiet.
The parrot replied, "Get him, Brutus!"
2007-09-22 14:17:38 · 12 answers · asked by ron s 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny.
2007-09-24 05:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that wasn't right. that was really mean. it ended poorly. it wasn't funny at all. he should've been warned WHY he wasn't to talk to the parrot, and now there's no telling if he's ok. and he was just doing his job. also, if the dog was so damn dangerous just from the parrot saying something, the dog should've been locked outside or in a bedroom the whole time. this wasn't funny at all.
2015-02-09 13:45:31 · answer #2 · answered by Me first 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well too bad for him. More like a mildly funny story than a joke sorry but good job
2007-09-22 14:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
To be fair it was a new joke to me but the ending was telegraphed ahead if you catch my meaning. Nice try.
Here is another example for a quick study - - -
There are three periods in a person's life:
a) When you believe in Santa Claus.
b) When you don't believe in Santa Claus.
c) When you are Santa Claus.
2007-09-22 14:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Woah! Didnt see that coming! Lol nice one
2007-09-22 14:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol peace on earth have a great night
2007-09-22 15:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, he got eaten by a huge dog.
very funny
2007-09-22 15:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
People have too much time on their hands. Why don't you just read a book or something?!?
2007-09-22 15:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by hAMBurgER 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats a good one!
2007-09-22 14:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by **aLa$iA** 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Okay thats not even funny....like really not at all....SRY
2007-09-22 14:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋