Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Your EX-Wife
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
2007-09-22 14:16:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten mill ion dollars,
2007-09-22 14:17:02 · update #1
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
2007-09-22 14:17:54 · update #2
women , you can't kill them and you can't shoot them loool
2007-09-22 19:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by hasafer 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
o wow..... i feel bad for that chick lol...
hear this joke
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage, you can read it from bottom to the top !!!
2007-09-22 21:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by krazed_skater 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh, that's perfect! I enjoyed it X 3. Too bad I can only give you 1 star.
2007-09-22 23:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I thought it was funnier when I saw it written as if the wife was the one who won the lottery, and Sister Carla was born Carl, but that is just me.
2007-09-22 22:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol ur getting ten billion stars 4 this
2007-09-22 21:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-22 22:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that just goes to show you how some selfish people are....learn from that...that is a good lesson for all married couples....something to think about...lol
2007-09-22 21:27:32 · answer #7 · answered by hotmommadru 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres a star too!
2007-09-23 03:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by DagNaggit limpuladerfy II 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star for u.
2007-09-22 22:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
already heard it only the roles were reversed, didn't feel like reading it, i dont care.
2007-09-22 22:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋