1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
2007-09-22 14:08:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said "no, jump in." Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked "What's on the TV?" I said "Dust!"
2007-09-22 14:08:54 · update #1
Ah...Where is this wonderful woman?Single boys, come on....
Hhahaha...Farah congratualtions,very nice you make my day happy, always original and wonderful my friend...
2007-09-22 19:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by Leonarda 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I love them wish I could give you more stars but 15/10 you got an A+
2007-09-22 21:22:44 · answer #2 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-22 22:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its so trueeee haha
2007-09-23 06:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-09-23 06:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny , but not that real , or are they ?
2007-09-23 02:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by hasafer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋