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"The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." Psalm 9:17.

As long as we allow the secular humanists to keep this a godless nation, we are all in danger of damnation. The wicked among us make us wicked by association. Certainly God would rather have our obedience than to have us be a free country. Now we must determine which of our churches will guide our new national religion.

I suggest MY church, the Assembly of God, as it offers the only true path to salvation. Can we all agree with this?

2007-09-22 12:49:27 · 12 answers · asked by Pull My Finger 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

12 answers

Which Synod are you in? The Missouri Synod of Crack n Male Escorts?

2007-09-22 12:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 4 1

I'm sorry, but no, I don't agree with you. That a very silly and sweeping statement. I hope you are not a Pastor.

I have found that the "Assembly" churches are becoming a bit cultish. If the Christian church does not unite, and that means all from Pentecostal,Evangelical and Assemblies and others, we have no hope.

But I would not give the Assembly's free reign. I have seen to much about control in your churches, and trying to force other churches out.

2007-09-22 12:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I suggest we all follow the Flying Spaghetti monster lest we face his wrath as a non-Pastafarian nation.

2007-09-22 13:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As long as they teach the religion of FSM and IPU along with many other new religious movements and NOT teach only your religion

2007-09-22 13:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 0 0

Odin says your god is a false god! Worship and serve Odin and His Son, Thor, or freeze for all eternity in Hel with Hel and her minions.
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2007-09-22 13:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 0 1

Oh, so you think the Kingdom of God should be mixed with the government of an earthly country?
Hey whatever floats your boat, I think we should go along with the statement of Jesus, where he said his kingdom is no part of this world!

2007-09-22 12:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 2 1

Can we make its Assembly of Freemason?
Can we make it Assemble of Jesus freaks?
Can we make it Assemble of Muslim brothers?
If we can't find things in common with others then we are doomed.

2007-09-22 12:57:42 · answer #7 · answered by Lord NeXuS M00N 3 · 1 1

All roads lead to Kansas... and that's where God is.

2007-09-22 12:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by Atlas 6 · 1 1

Don't be silly, it's the Jehovah's Witnesses who are correct.

2007-09-22 12:53:13 · answer #9 · answered by robert 6 · 1 2

I bet I know where that finger is going...

2007-09-22 13:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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