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When I arrive at the gates of peter, i shall challenge jesus to a hand of cards and if i win i will rule all of heaven? should i risk it?

2007-09-22 12:47:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

good luck buddy

2007-09-22 12:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I highly doubt that you will arrive at the gates of Heaven, based on your comment, so there is no need for you to worry about "risking" it. I will pray for you so that you might one day know how amazing my Lord is.

2007-09-22 20:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Sunny Girl♥ 5 · 0 0

Anyone wanting to ascend into heaven and rule has already lost. I read the ending.

2007-09-22 19:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by Chapter and Verse 7 · 0 0

Sorry... with that attitude you won't make it to heaven gates. Its amazing that you mock the Lord and have no fear.

2007-09-22 22:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by blublu042 2 · 0 0

Isn't that kind of missing the point. Since YOU ARE ALL life, there is no part of heaven you are not in charge of. Isn't it obvious?

2007-09-22 19:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As Ethel Waters once said, " Your arms are too short to box with God."

2007-09-22 19:58:22 · answer #6 · answered by Paulie D 5 · 0 0

I'm willing to bet money on this one. 20 bucks.

2007-09-22 19:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're not serious are you? Ignorance is bliss and you must be very happy.

2007-09-22 19:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by tbolt63 5 · 0 0

You are an idiot. You know that, don't you?

2007-09-22 19:51:33 · answer #9 · answered by Joan H 6 · 0 0

you have no chance in hell.

2007-09-22 19:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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