A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move,
the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
The Double Mint Twins are Coming and I grinned."
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
William's Big Stick Did the Trick, and I could hardly contain myself."
"BUT, when She moved the fourth time and sat under under a sign that said,
Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident
.. I just lost it."
2007-09-22 12:14:17 · 18 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
2007-09-22 23:25:32 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-09-23 04:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by Hobby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Very Cute! You get star for making me smile.
2007-09-22 19:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by lynnabugg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL very nice indeedy very nice, star in the post for you
cheers
2007-09-22 19:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by Father Jacks Drinking pal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...I am passing this one on to my husband, he is currently in Iraq on a 15 month deployment and him and his soldiers are always looking for jokes... thank you!!!
2007-09-22 21:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by *Army*Wife* 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lmao aww thats sad!! Hehe hilarious i love it!
2007-09-22 20:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by kelse v 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yay i'm the first to answer i give u a star because u made me lol
2007-09-22 19:21:24 · answer #7 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is soooo funny! It just made my day haha!
2007-09-22 19:20:03 · answer #8 · answered by Lila 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Lmao lmao lmao lolololololololol! FUNNY!!!! Luvd it
2007-09-22 23:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao awesome still cant stop laughing
2007-09-23 05:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋