Mick appeared on the Irish version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" and was nearly winnings of £500000.
"You've done very well so far," said the presenter,"But to get the £1 million, you've only got one lifeline left - Phone a Friend.
Will you give it a go?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll give it a go!"
"OK. The question is, Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
(a) Robin,
(b) Sparrow,
(c) Cuckoo or
(d) Thrush."
"I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "So I'll phone me friend Paddy back home in Ballygoon"
Mick called up his mate and repeated the question to him.
"Foockin' hell, Mick!" cried Paddy, "Dat's simple....it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure, Paddy?" asked Mick.
"I'm foockin" sure, Mick"
Mick hung up and told the presenter, "I'll go with da Cuckoo as my answer"
"Is that your final answer? Lock it in?" asked the host.
"Dat it is, Sir. Lock it in"
There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer ! Mick, you've won £1 million!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.
"Tell me, Paddy? How in God's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest? I mean, you know fook-all about birds."
"Ah, bejaysus!" laughed Paddy. "Everybody knows a foockin' Cuckoo lives in a clock!"
2007-09-22 11:50:05 · 24 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!
2007-09-24 05:53:16 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that has to be one of the worst jokes ever but this one mite beat it
a man walks into a pub and orders five pints and lines them up he drinks the first, third and fifth and goes to walk out the door and the barman says u forgot your other two pints and he says back to the barman
naw the doctor told me i could only have the odd pint
ugh its truely awful isnt it :( :( :(
2007-09-22 19:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
13 stars are a unlucky number so have a star for a very good joke
2007-09-23 06:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one. I am from Ireland and we use the €uro. So if I want it done in Irish style I would expect the big ransom in €uro's. lol
2007-09-23 03:52:48 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny - not the ending I expected.
2007-09-22 20:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that irish / english talking style...here is a star
2007-09-22 18:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-22 22:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have just finished watching Millionaire and I have never heard that one, it's a doody..... love it.. I know it isn't a question, but great joke!
2007-09-22 18:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by lizlywatts 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ur a star x
2007-09-26 10:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant never heard that one before.
2007-09-22 18:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by Bezza 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!! Huge laugh.. luvvin the accent too.
2007-09-22 18:56:50 · answer #11 · answered by medusa1 .•*´`*♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋