Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out,
fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy
was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out
with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy
aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too
embarrassed to say."
2007-09-22 11:07:00 · 18 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lMA0!!
HilARi0US!
H3H3H3H3.
P.S. i GAV3 y0U A STARR!
2007-09-22 11:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He has been in worry with the regulation in this united states of america and others formerly and benefits a custodial sentence - he has worked troublesome to get it in spite of everything. heavily, he has genuine anger administration complications and has gone slightly nuts because of each of the drugs and drink he used to take.
2016-10-20 02:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahahhaha thats Funnny. ..!
2007-09-22 11:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!
2007-09-22 15:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Milly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, nice one.
2007-09-24 05:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one!
i havent seen sumthin that funny in weeks.
*.
LOVEE.
vasudha
2007-09-22 11:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes.
2007-09-22 12:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl how true is that....have a star (i am british by the way)
2007-09-22 11:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz. thats funny.
2007-09-22 13:10:18 · answer #9 · answered by lilcutie8899 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one. Bet that knocked her for six!!
:-)))
2007-09-22 11:22:18 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that was just tooo good!! lmao
2007-09-22 11:51:53 · answer #11 · answered by **beep** 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋