Little Johnny was waking past his parents bedroom one night, and heard a noise. He peeped in and saw them making love. Next day he said to his mummy... "Mummy why was daddy doing that to you last night?" His mummy replied... "Because Mummy wants another baby!"
Next night he hears a noise from his parents room again, he peeps in and sees his mummy giving daddy a b.j.
Next morning he says to his Mummy... "Mummy, why were you doing that to daddy last night?"
Mummy replied ..."Because Mummy wants a BMW".
2007-09-22 10:25:41 · 13 answers · asked by jvk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol too funny! Have a star!
2007-09-22 10:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by ~brandy~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He walked past again last night and saw mommy giving another b.j.
"Don't know why you're sucking all the air out of that." He says scornfully, "Because the au-pair blows it up again every morning when you've gone to work!"
2007-09-22 17:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is that why I'm still driving a vw beethle?
2007-09-22 17:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-22 17:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. well funny!
2007-09-24 12:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-09-22 17:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by asdfjkl; 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-09-22 17:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-23 08:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, girl ! ha ha ha !
2007-09-22 17:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by Trucky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one !
2007-09-25 11:45:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋