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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

2007-09-22 10:21:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

lol hahahah!!!! roflmfao!!!!! lol realy its sooooo funny im guna use dis on sum1 fanx!!!!! lol hahah!!!

2007-09-22 23:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You start off. 8,7,8,7 Why change? I see it like this:- The starving one accepts not food It's not what he is after The hating one loves most to hate And hates the sound of laughter The soulless one seeks not a God Since he has no soul to save The insane one seeks no help Sanity becomes his rave The fearless one seeks no shadow Nor concerns what others say But the coward will seek to hide From the light of any day The coward is the starving man A hater hating laughter He is the soulless insane one Yet happiness he's after He will not seek it for himself But try to take yours away And satiates his vile needs For all haters behave that way.

2016-05-21 01:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Brilliant Rhyme ... good going with the short SMS

2007-09-22 11:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 1 0

Alternative Love Poems

2017-02-27 07:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Makes a nice change from 'there was a young lady .......'
Very funny.

2007-09-22 10:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1 0

Now that's beautiful... Thank you for that :)

2007-09-22 12:44:58 · answer #6 · answered by peace♥ 3 · 1 0

haha

2007-09-27 22:05:39 · answer #7 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0 0

haha nice babes!!!

2007-09-23 02:50:53 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1 0

hahaha
brill

2007-09-22 10:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

well funny

2007-09-24 05:58:53 · answer #10 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1 0

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