There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years.
One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "you know, I've never had a woman in my life."
So the old man, as a favour to his best friend, went to the pet store and talked the owner into letting him use a female parrot for one night for the fee of 40 dollars.
He took the female home, put it into the cage with his parrot, covered the cage and went to bed. He was awoken in the middle of the night to the female parrot screaming she was being killed.
He ran out and pulled the cover off the cage. There he saw his male parrot ripping all the feathers off of the female. "What the hell are you doing?" the old man screamed.
The parrot replied, "Are you kidding, for 40 dollars, I at least want the b*tch naked!"
2007-09-22 09:28:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now that's funny...
2007-09-22 09:35:22 · answer #1 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If she's been in rehab then she's probable doing her 8th step and that's making amends to the persons you have harmed or completed incorrect to. So consistent with probability you ought to permit her come and ask for forgiveness yet that doesn't propose you will be able to desire to be her chum lower back. merely permit her be attentive to that portion of your existence is accomplished and so some distance as you issue you may quite no longer for now. Who is attentive to consistent with probability interior the long-term you will substitute your techniques. besides sturdy success.
2016-10-05 04:41:40 · answer #2 · answered by earles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an amusing story. It helps take off stress.
2007-09-22 09:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
plucking a chicken will never be the same again.
2007-09-22 09:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahaha wrong but funny
2007-09-22 09:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by <3.love.tennis. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha so funny :)
2007-09-22 10:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tame but funny
oh alright 'ave a star....
2007-09-22 09:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-09-22 09:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny ha ha
2007-09-22 09:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
mmm
ok
2007-09-22 09:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋