Grandma In the Court Room.......?

Question

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they
aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very
quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
I'll send you to the electric chair."

Answer 1

That is about the best joke I have heard in years!
Thanks - I will cut and paste it tonight!

Answer 2

Ooooh recover from IT VICKIE... maximum good jokes are long. i myself abdomen laughed at this shaggy dog tale...Cheers mate. I have been given to chuckle much extra extra good causeing tears in me eyes whilst the different 4 human beings right here have been given a fright lmfao. WTG

Answer 3

That was funny...I give that a B-...Keep them coming!!!

Answer 4

LoL th't funny!, i like it =)

Answer 5

lmao

Answer 6

lol