middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
His wife confessed, "Not this time
2007-09-22 08:38:12 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if you like it give me a star please xxi
2007-09-22 08:45:07 · update #1
yeah cool that made me chuckle!! where are you in ireland? i need a drinking buddy for tonight?
2007-09-22 08:49:13 · answer #1 · answered by j c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe... this is another rather cruel ugly baby one ...
A woman goes onto a bus with her newborn baby. So she goes on, but as soon as the bus driver sees the baby in her arms, he screams "URGH URGH what a HIDEOUS baby u gave birth to!!! " Of course the poor mother gets furious, and gives him a right off mouthful, and then stomps off to her seat. Now on the verge of tears, the man sitting next to her asks her whats wrong. Still angry at the driver, she replies "That bus driver's has said the rudest thing that anyone's ever said to me", and the man says "Well that's no way for him to talk to a woman - I'd go and give him a good old punch if I were you - here you go up to the front and hit him while I'll hold your monkey"
2007-09-22 08:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by ღ♥ღ latoya 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Whatever! Like all babies are cute. And the cutest babies ever will be those 8 I'll have with Tim Tebow once we finally marry.
2016-05-21 00:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 have a star
2007-09-22 08:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 'oldie but goodie' according 2 my wife have a * on me
2007-09-22 08:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by george d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dang thats what my wife has been up to lol...have a star
2007-09-22 10:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by puma 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG love it best joke yet lol
2007-09-22 08:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by kezza 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4 words.. hil ar i ous
2007-09-22 08:48:56 · answer #8 · answered by cassandra8507 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny !!
I was an ugly baby.
When I was born, they slapped my mom....instead of passing out cigars, they just passed out.....They tried to shove me back in ...."He ain't done yet !!"
I know---old ones.
2007-09-22 11:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was the punchline I was looking for!!
2007-09-22 09:13:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋