Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, " Pierre , kiss me!"
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre ?" says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre , kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.
"Pierre ! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre , kiss me much lower!"
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the Cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine . Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE FOCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
2007-09-22 07:44:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have not recovered from the other one and lord , now im on the floor typing and laughing my rump shaker off. thanks so much. I needed that. loving you.
2007-09-22 08:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pierre really gets into his work.
2007-09-28 08:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 good 2 be tru. Stars and kudos
2007-09-30 04:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical Frenchmen. Don't know how to get a woman hot without help.
2007-09-22 08:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would say their relationship when down in flames as well!!
2007-09-24 01:57:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny i would tell it 2 in pple in my french class but my teacher probably would get mad.lol.
2007-09-22 14:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by Choosen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-09-29 11:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by tragan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-09-29 11:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-09-22 07:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Katherine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! A good and funny joke! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-09-23 07:03:44 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋