A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."
She asks,"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
2007-09-22 07:40:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's really funny, but I refuse to type"lol", oh wait, I just did.
2007-09-22 07:44:08 · answer #1 · answered by Dukklord 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wheweee funny.
2007-09-28 17:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by MsW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That aint right on so many levels!! haha very funny though.
2007-09-24 02:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-30 04:07:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-09-22 07:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by Katherine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,thx 4 z laugh!
2007-09-29 12:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by DragonizedDuh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO very good, my husband cant stop laughing.
2007-09-30 03:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what I was looking for!!!!
thanks for the laugh :)
(**) star for you..
2007-09-28 23:57:25 · answer #8 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! poor skunk!!
2007-09-24 05:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good dugout joke
2007-09-28 10:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lex B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋