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2007-09-22 04:38:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Blackbird - Can you "THINK"... I didn't ask "Do you KNOW"...
2007-09-22 04:42:08 · update #1
He hides my car keys.
2007-09-22 04:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nobody can 'watch' God, because God is not a 'human' who was born in this Universe. As for what God does ... He probably lives his life and does his 'thing' (watching over us) during the day ... but we are like bacteria in a petri dish and our 'lives' are 'timed' in a much 'faster' way than his is ... and eventually, I think our SOULS will all go to 'Heaven' and be put to our 'real work' ... which is 'the rest of the story.' I'm looking forward to that time ... I'll see you there!
2007-09-22 11:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody is watching God. Bodies are corporeal - God is spirit.
2007-09-22 11:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to think he has a ****.
I know I do, when no one is watching.
If God, is allowed one pleasure.....surely this is it.
It harms none.
The **** that were substituted for the word w**k , was an Aussie term for masturbation.
2007-09-22 11:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He changes the hearts of men....... the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart. I Sam. 16:7
2007-09-22 11:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thinks.
2007-09-22 11:43:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Masturbates?
OK, somebody already said that, and I guess it IS pretty obvious.
Maybe God prays to His God - you know, the One that made Him, since (as the theists say when arguing for God's existence) nothing can come from nothing.
2007-09-22 11:43:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think God allows you to reach the breaking point before He steps in to help,He said He wouldnt put more on us than we could bare,i think He watches me squirm lol
2007-09-22 11:44:49 · answer #8 · answered by loveChrist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simple He continues to love and sustain each of us even while we are full of spite against Him.
2007-09-22 11:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't have all these rules the priests make...He can do whatever He feels like doing...and who are we to judge???
2007-09-22 11:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by ele 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa! i love the 'witty' answers here. i'll be going back to p&s now.
2007-09-22 11:43:27 · answer #11 · answered by Solitude Standing 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋