Men's Pick-up Line Destruction
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
2007-09-22 03:16:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
give me a star if u think these info will be of great help to u. tnx!!!!!
2007-09-22 03:34:28 · update #1
lmao. If I wasn't married, and if I went to bars, I would definately try to remember those. I'll give you a star anyways. I like the 1st one the best.
2007-09-29 15:01:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Abelle.
Man: "Owch" . . . (Flash the smile, light up the charm) . . . .
. . . "I had that coming" . . . "Let me at least pay for your drink" . . . .
Woman: . . . "Well" . . . . Maybe . . .
Score: . . . 0 - 0 . . . "But . . . . "Yes ladies and gentlemen, it looks like the game's going into extra innings!".
Regards,
Lenny. (:-).
PS: Hope you don't mind my stepping across the gender line on this one. L.
2007-09-29 21:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Lenny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I'd heard these when I was still single. But we didn't have internet back then. Bummer.
2007-09-28 04:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. Very, very funny, i doubt that i'll ever use those, but i'll give you a star anyway :-)
2007-09-28 16:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by Blue Moon Dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bird lady
2016-05-20 23:20:20 · answer #5 · answered by sharleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every single one of them are very good hope i get a chance to use one
2007-09-22 03:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by CHARLEE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love em!!
2007-09-30 02:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by T D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...a star for u...
2007-09-30 01:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by Tanya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were funny as hell!! Kudos, abelle!
2007-09-22 06:13:13 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha........... laughed my *** off... especially the one with "how do you like your eggs in the morning" was fab! I'll remember that! Thanks :D
2007-09-22 03:32:17 · answer #10 · answered by TrickyTiger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋