oh so true!!
The grossest thing for me to see
is my bathroom floor all full of pee.
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Don't they see there is a hole?
Out in the woods, they think it's cute
to see how far a guy can "shoot."
But in the house, it's plain to see
there is a bowl in which you pee!
(It's usually white and kinda round
you hit the water, not the ground.)
Why can't they make it in the bowl?
Is it a problem with control?
If not control, then tell me why
they make my bathroom such a sty?
Come on guys, get a clue!
You know what you have to do.
Be a human - not a pig
and don't forget to lift the lid.
When you're done, make it flush
don't always be in such a rush.
Then take the lid and push it down
(don't make us women feel like clowns)
Falling in, it is not fun
getting water on your buns.
Zip up your pants and you're all done
now wasn't that a lot of fun?
Keep this little poem in mind
Your woman will find you very kind.
2007-09-22 01:06:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is brilliant some good answers coming in also. ☺
2007-09-22 02:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, I never thought about a women falling though to the water. That puts a whole new twist on making sure you put the lid down, Or leave it up in some cases. LOL LOL LOL
2016-05-20 22:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an amazing effort over a mundane subject. here's the truth...like a hose can send water in a spray or be adjusted to a stream, we have the same problem, but no mechanical 'adjuster'.
2007-09-22 01:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lift the seat, and what do I find
the menstrual blood you've left behind.
A woman's period is no joke
The blood that's left turns off a bloke.
You clean the seat, I'll clean the rim
In that way, we won't look grim
Now lets both cooperate
In the bathroom we cohabitate.
2007-09-22 01:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by Beau R 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
if you sprinkle when you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
if your pouts to short
your pressers to week
stand up closer
or you'll piss on you feet
guys don't you think
you need stand closer
by the shinn high sink
cause your shorter than you think
2007-09-22 01:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by IHATETHEEUSKI 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
please remember, dont forget,
never leave the bathroom wet,
nor stay in the bath for an hour or more,
or leave towels laying on the floor.
2007-09-22 01:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You can have a star for that
2007-09-22 05:04:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey thats not fair sometimes your penis can turn itself to the sides if you pee forcefully enough
2007-09-22 01:11:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You forgot they need to wash their hands. :ol
2007-09-22 02:28:30 · answer #9 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
very true darlin xx
2007-09-22 02:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋