2007-09-21 18:38:17 · 20 answers · asked by blackbyrus 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
...what if while making the sandwich... he died?
2007-09-21 18:59:36 · update #1
A monkey-made PB & banana sammich... hell yeah I'd eat it.
Poo flinging hands be d***ed, if a monkey goes out of his/her way to make you a sammich, it would be rude to refuse (and the monkey would be right to fling poo on you for refusing a gift).
If the monkey died while making it, then it would be a last request, and you would have to eat it or risk burning in monkey hell forever for not honoring the last sammich request of a dying monkey.
After finishing the sammich in question, the obvious next step would be to cremate the monkey's remains to sprinkle over Michael Jackson's yard, since all chimps are secretly jealous of Bubbles.
I'm a vegetarian, not vegan, but I think vegans would agree with my answer... or not... yeah, probably not.
EDIT: I just watched Steven the Vegan. Bwa ha ha! It's amazing how often people actually ask those questions.
2007-09-22 15:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by Divided By Zero 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
What a weird image. I'm probably going to dream about a monkey making me a sandwich and then dying.
I'd probably be too upset to eat, and I'd start having a funeral for the monkey.
Did the monkey wear clean gloves? I don't think I'd eat anything handled by a monkey; since they tend to throw poop.(Ashley might, but that's another story altogether.)
I'm vegetarian, not vegan, but I couldn't resist chiming in.
2007-09-22 02:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by majnun99 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The original concept of veganism was to eliminate the expoitation of animals. This being said...if the monkey were being forced in anyway to make my sandwich, then no, however, if this monkey is my friend and making me a sandwich because he wants to or ust simply enjoys making sandwiches, then yes. If he died doing so would not change the answer.
2007-09-21 19:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by Yoda 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahaha!!!!
Got bitten by the Ashley tick today?
To answer your question,
my guy behaves like a monkey sometimes. I call him monkey boy, yell at him & force him to make me sandwiches/food.
Then I tell him to hurry up while he pretends all that work is killing him and pouts all day.
I eat the sandwiches/food anyway. Does that count as animal expliotation?
Hugs Blackbyrus :-D
2007-09-21 23:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha!
Oh lord... I can't wait to see the Ashley clones answer this one.
Thank you for the laugh!
Edit: I would be very sad for the monkey, and on his grave I would put, "Dear friend, and beloved sandwich-maker."
2007-09-21 18:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by Chef J 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys grab and throw their poop so I would never accept anything from a monkey unless its money. Because money is already dirty.
2007-09-26 17:12:58 · answer #6 · answered by Dilated Pixels™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seeing the way monkeys like to touch their butts and poop so much...no thanks!
Saw the video, lol
2007-09-22 05:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Granny in KS 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How could I eat a monkey if it turned me into a sandwich?
2007-09-21 18:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 2⤋
what about milk from a goat?
a goat is still an animal.
what about human milk?
next question
what if the person is a 'vegetable'
muahaha i looove steven the vegan!
2007-09-26 10:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by chikka 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Steven the Vegan!
I love Steven the vegan.
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMpHF2a-IJY
Next question!
2007-09-22 00:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by Squirtle 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋