Three more questions that weren't worth 5 points each to post?

Question

I need some advice on Political Correctness and Etiqutte.

Should I apologize for calling Heidi a "ho" before or after singing "Minnie the Moocher?"

If you were dating a werewolf, would you avoid her during "that time of the month?" And is it appropriate to address her Wolf form as "*****?"

Back in the day, when I attended Pro-ERA rallies, was it wrong of me to say, "My wife makes me do it?"

Bronwen, for werewolves, the Full Moon is "That time of the month."

1star, Type O is for vampire girls. I keep a supply for a couple of ladies who are into pre-dawners. I find raw pork butt is an acceptable peace offering for the werewolf--and she really loves her new sleeping basket.

Answer 1

1. Neither. It is entirely acceptable, under the circumstances, to abstain from apologizing to Heidi. It is considered poor form, though, to demand a portion of any profit she may incur as a result of your advertisement of her trade. However, you need not hesitate to graciously accept a small token of appreciation, if it is offered.

2. It is never proper for a gentleman to avoid his date at this time. If, however, you will be unavailable due to previous engagements or other extenuating circumstances, a small gift wrapped bottle of Type O (available at your local blood bank) with a note of apology is always appreciated in your absence. Of course, while in Wolf form, you may address her as *****, although some young ladies prefer the more respectful Ms.*****, especially in the early stages of a relationship, or at social gatherings..

3. The only appropriate time to say, "My wife made me do it" at a pro-ERA rally would have been in conjunction with the burning of her bra.... especially, if she had not yet removed it.

It is always a pleasure to hear from gentlemen who are interested in refining their social graces. I hope my advice will prove helpful to you.

*Note to ds37x..... None of us ever understand what azman is saying, but we have learned to love him.... unconditionally.

Answer 2

First of all, good on you for getting the most out of your five point investment. Very clever of you.

If we are going to be politically correct, I believe that the proper way of singing "Minnie the Moocher" is to sing, "Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, Hi, Heidi, Heidi, Heidi, woman who makes her living by selling the only thing she has, which is, of course, her body." I believe dear Cab was actually going to redo the song before he died, adding that PC correction, but he somehow didn't get around to it. What that means is you can just sing it as it was written, and if anyone jumps your train for it, you can blame it on the dead guy. Problem solved.

On the werewolf thing, I think it's only appropriate to avoid her if "that time of the month" happens to coincide with the full moon. Other than that, you are stuck with her. I would just add that a loving man helps his woman keep the untamed hair under control, which might mean having to shave her back for her, or at least make an appointment at the day spa and paying for the full body wax. As for calling her a b****, brother, you can do that any time. My husband calls it as he sees it, and I suggest you do the same. (I am never offended at being called that particular word by strangers--more often than not, it is the last refuge of underendowed men who aren't able to force me to do whatever it is they are trying to browbeat me into doing. Most recently, it happened when I wouldn't let the guy with the brimming-full shopping cart go in front of me in line at the grocery store checkout. He said it, expecting fireworks, and all he got was a laugh. I said, "If that's the worst word you can think of, you're going to have to work harder. There's nothing I haven't heard before.")

Back in the day, at the ERA rallies, you should not have said, "My wife makes me do it." That was wrong. You should have either called her the "old lady", or, if she was particularly hairy, "the b****". You should have been a gentleman and practiced some oppression so that the sisters had something to get upset about, because the real oppressors weren't anywhere around, and they didn't then, and still don't care.

And here's a freebie on etiquette. If you roll the spliff, let it dry before you pass it around. There are few things as disgusting as being handed a wet hand-rolled goodie.

Answer 3

Goodness... is this Robin Williams posing as an old hippie? Just a guess from looking at your picture.

Since you are a brave soul then I'd say your answers were perfect. Heidi will slap you and Were-Girl will bite you severely. And back in the day of Pro-ERA rallies those gals probably laughed at your wise crack. Did you enjoy all the attention? LOL

Answer 4

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Answer 5

a) call them like you see them and don't look back
b.1) yes unless you'd like to bleed too
b.2) at your own peril
c) it was wrong of you to go, and it was worse to blame your lack of judgement on your wife

And your frugality is admirable - avoiding 10 points for the 3 above questions.

Answer 6

Oh, goodie... 3 questions... no answers, and 2 points for me! WHOO HOO!!

Have a polite day!

Answer 7

Does anyone understand what Azman just said?

Answer 8

I can picture it now, and It's not pretty.
Those rallies were over-rated.

Answer 9

could it's be that your MIND or your GUT that's had cause you with the REASONS to posted with that kind of ETIQUETTE or MORAL of you were to questions............................. THAT'S REALLY FUNNY OF YOU " D S 3 7 X ".

Answer 10

You did what you did cause you wanted to