because he does not portray a vegan lifestyle. Santa Claus abuses his reindeers and promotes eating milk and cookies!! Think about it people I have the best case possible. I am going to my lawyers office now. I think Santa Claus needs to be taught a lesson. I am going to take him down. Anybody else want to sign my petition?
2007-09-19 05:35:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
I'm with you and have my bank drafts at the ready. The old lech grabbed my bum at Christmas gathering at Oxford and I've been looking for a way to pay that old sod back.
Get him, Ashley.
2007-09-20 05:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Skully 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should ask the guy in Nebraska who's suing God to sign your petition. Then you could sue the tooth fairy for promoting the over-indulgance of sweets.
Stop the nonsense and go eat a carrott!
2007-09-19 05:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
oh for pitifulness sake. I like Santa the way he is and I for one am not going to leave him some sort of wacko juice taht Ashley concocts with carrot sticks. I guess all of the kiddies in the world who leave him milk and cookies and feed his habit are going to be named co-defendents?
Why don't you do all of us a favor and go picket him in the North Pole!!
2007-09-19 08:36:19 · answer #3 · answered by traceilicious 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Godo for you, lets hope it takes up 100% of your time.
I'm suprised you can afford such a litigation attempt though, do they pay a lot for fliping burgers these days ?
2007-09-20 01:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by Michael H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid I'll have to agree with Chip on this one, but oh thatt's right you don't eat, could that possibly be because someone has knocked all your teeth out?
2007-09-19 05:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by awwwdree 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think the guy suing God is doing this to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits in this country. Are you doing the same? Someone needs to.
2007-09-19 05:45:24 · answer #6 · answered by Adam E 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Holy crap, you just keep getting more and more annoying, you are so much worse than the real Ashley. It's time for your meds dear!
2007-09-19 10:16:55 · answer #7 · answered by ellen d 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, I know I shouldn't answer you Ashley clone, and I do wish you'd go away - but this one really did make me laugh.
2007-09-19 05:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by lo_mcg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life Ashely, He is a folk symbol and not a actual person perhaps you should try eating meat since we are a species that needs both animal and vegetable sustenance to live a healthy existance.
2007-09-19 05:53:02 · answer #9 · answered by George B 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Sure, after I sue the easter bunny
2007-09-19 05:45:09 · answer #10 · answered by Ivan and Marko's momma 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋