I'm launching a new line of food products for vegans and vegetarians. It's name is going to be Certified Raw Agricultural Produce or "C.R.A.P.".
I figure that when people say vegans and vegetarians eat "crap", they can say with pride, "Why yes I do and we are willing to pay big money for it."
Does anyone have suggestions for marketing C.R.A.P?
2007-09-11 10:49:06 · 6 answers · asked by traceilicious 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
Sounds great, but why limit it to vegans and vegetarians? Anyone will eat CRAP if you market it well enough. ;)
2007-09-11 12:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by blackbyrus 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol, im a vegetarian and i foud that hilarious i could see it now....
mom:how do you eat as vegan/vegetarian! all you eat is freakin grass
me:no i dont
mom: what do you eat crap???!?
me: why yes mom, yes i do its quite moist and juicy too!
mom: dont give me sarcasm!
me: what do you mean mother?
mom: telling me you eat crap!
me: well i do! its quite good would you liek to try some?
mom:no!
me: are you sure i have some cookin in my oven right know!
mom:gross, go to the bathroom!
me: why, did we move the oven therre?
2007-09-11 10:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps you can put it in a tube. Then they can tell everyone that they squeezed the crap out.
2007-09-11 11:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by rancherolynn 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you eat it, because you made it, you're president of your company, you figure it out.
i will take 200 cases of your product
2007-09-11 14:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by mikedrazenhero 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Troll.
Thanks for the two points.
2007-09-11 14:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by VeggieTart -- Let's Go Caps! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, now that is quality trolling!
2007-09-11 11:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋