The manager hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite.
One day while taking dictation, Nemesis noticed the managers fly was open. When he was leaving the room, he courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"
The manager did not understand Nemesis's remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling him in, he asked, "By the way Phil, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"
Nemesis, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
2007-09-08 23:41:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!
Hee Hee!
2007-09-09 00:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 06:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, is Nemesis/Phil still employed. 9/10
2007-09-09 00:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaaaaa, very well worded mate, clever old nemesis, lol.
2007-09-09 02:10:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Another starring role for you nemisis hun, and a good joke to boot, hehehe
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2007-09-09 03:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
haha, thats great!!
first laugh of the day
=D
starred
2007-09-08 23:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-08 23:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn, that joke is OLD!!! Obviously the manager and the employee are both Fags.
You completely screwed up the Joke.
2007-09-09 01:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL
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2007-09-10 03:11:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good
2007-09-08 23:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋