Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent - but they make great pets.
Men are like bank accounts - without a lot of money and they don't generate much interest.
Men are like bike helmets - handy in an emergency, but otherwise just look silly.
Men are like blenders - you need one, but you're never quite sure why.
Men are like high heels - they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like horoscopes - they always tell you what to do, and they are always wrong.
Men are like lawnmowers - hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half of the time they don't work.
Men are like mascara - they usually run at the first sigh of emotion.
Men are like miniskirts - If you're not careful, they'll creep up you leg.
As you can see I can have a laugh, so I hope you all do, it's not a sexist thing.
2007-09-08 23:40:12 · 17 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How dare you suggest that us men are stupid! I was going to delete your question from my screen but, unfortunately, I've run out of Tippex.
2007-09-09 01:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These aren't bad 9/10
2007-09-09 00:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah always in a battle success is expected from a side. really a battle because while twisting, lady making movement of the waste goes down a bit as male sex move out so it keeps in and out in, out until the victory is gained.
2007-09-09 00:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These aren't bad 10/10
2007-09-09 00:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and this mans like a bullet proof jacket.
useless and always getting in the way,
but would get in the way of a bullet for loved ones.
2007-09-09 00:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like we boys they never want to grow up.
2007-09-08 23:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totaly agree with all your...... men are like...... you know men very well lol keep the laughs coming.
2007-09-09 03:34:49 · answer #7 · answered by LEIGH B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. some of it is true. but some of it I find to be offending. lol. Just kidding. I liked it.
2007-09-09 00:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha,A star for u.
2007-09-08 23:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its good that u can laugh at yourself =)
2007-09-08 23:51:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♥blonde moments needs help.. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋