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A Love Story

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,















the FLU

2007-09-08 23:32:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Ahhhh the dirty mind was working overtime there, then i caught the flu ....... lmfto

2007-09-10 06:15:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Very good The Flu magic

2007-09-08 23:42:21 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1 0

Funny! 100!

2016-04-03 22:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

oops sorry just picking my mind out of the gutter, pmsl, was'nt expecting that punchline, hehehe

Have a star

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2007-09-09 03:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-09-09 00:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

LOL cor blimey it was getting hot in here/....
and then CAME THE FLU

2007-09-08 23:36:46 · answer #6 · answered by youdidnotjustsaythat 5 · 1 0

OMG!!!! that is soo funny it had me crackin up for real!!! 10/10 and a star!

2007-09-09 03:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by bluemoon 2 · 1 0

Why do ppl post the same jokes over n over again??(shakes head)

2007-09-08 23:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0 2

LOL

Link - http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvVM1hozjSPsqOQ3DsR8ddUgBgx.;_ylv=3?qid=20070907015257AArFF4D

2007-09-10 03:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

lol nice one

2007-09-09 04:33:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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