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old , should I get the live one and cut the neck? any religious song I should sing before cutting the neck?

I'm serious.

2007-09-08 23:10:30 · 12 answers · asked by Thomas 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

i mean they stay in fridge for 10 to 20 years.

2007-09-08 23:14:19 · update #1

12 answers

The poultry business is a high speed, high volume production line. Chickens at the grocery store sure aren't 10 years old.

But if you prefer free range chickens that aren't penned their whole lives and pumped full of hormones and antibiotics they are available if you're willing to pay a premium price. Seek and ye shall find. Or raise your own if you live in a place where you can.

2007-09-08 23:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

If you do not trust the chicken in a supermarket, try a deli or a butcher's shop. If you don't trust that chicken either, try raising your own chickens for slaughter. Singing any prescribed prayer or song arbitrarily isn't going to do anything to mitigate any kind of moral issue you might have with the task. To address any kind of moral issues you might have, treat the chicken respectfully during its life and take a moment to appreciate the sacrifice the chicken makes to feed you and your family. Don't be wasteful with either the meat or organs.

2007-09-09 06:21:14 · answer #2 · answered by RIck T 4 · 0 0

Uh, no. Chickens do *not* stay in freezers for 10 to 15 years. I challenge you to provide links that back up that statement, because I believe you're seriously misinformed. If they spent that long in a freezer they'd be completely freezer-burnt and disgusting and unsaleable. It just doesn't happen.

If you want really fresh chicken, go talk to a local farmer and ask if they're selling 'em. If you can't find a farmer, try looking for a local *meat market* (not a supermarket, a store that specifically sells meat), and ask where they get their chickens from. If you can find live chickens and don't mind a mess, do 'em up yourself. As for religious songs, the chicken won't mind. You might want to try "Jesus Loves Me, This I Know"...they might like that one.

2007-09-09 06:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by nobody important 5 · 1 0

What the? Buckethead is in a chicken coop crying right now because you want to torture his friends.

Only true music lovers with excellent taste will get this, but I know you're out there!

2007-09-09 06:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1 1

yes, I was going suggest a live chicken, I used to kill and clean chickens on a farm when I was a kid, the best and easiest way to kill one is to chop its head off with a sharp axe, but its no fun scalding it in hot water to pluck the feathers off, and cutting and cleaning it, it smells awful, and the smell of the scalded skin lingers on ur body and you smell like dead chicken all day.

2007-09-09 06:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

go to your nearest market and ask your vendor to give you a fresh chicken. or yes you should get a live one.and let your vendor cut the neck for you.

2007-09-09 06:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by gelle 1 · 2 0

Raise your own chickens and then eat them, and no you don’t have to sing a song or say any pray before you kill it, because you are not sacrificing it to God for sin. Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice, you are just killing it to eat, and there in no sin in that. †

2007-09-09 06:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I hate to tell you this, but chickens don't live 15 years. Somebody's been yanking your chain.

2007-09-09 06:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

You wring a chickens neck.

2007-09-09 06:13:19 · answer #9 · answered by Sal*UK 7 · 2 1

Just pray to God, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, Spongebob and any other deities you can think of that you won't die of food poisoning....

2007-09-09 06:14:38 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Facepalm 5 · 2 0

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