22 Things To Never Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
8. Bad cop! No donut!
9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on COPS?
12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?
14. I pay your salary!
15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-09-08 23:10:22 · 21 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
Here's another "Star" for you!
You are absolutely hilarious!.
Where do you come up with these?
2007-09-09 05:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by Squeakers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!!!.
2016-04-03 22:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also work in a cop shop, so I have printed them off for the station wall. very very good have a star.
2007-09-08 23:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I would like to say some of them to the cops
2007-09-08 23:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gorgeous !!!
Really funny....
I like this one with the cop
holding the beer...
Funny. I think I star U....
Aaron Moses.
2007-09-10 00:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the cop asks you to get out of the car so , no I'm too drunk you better get in.
Tell the cop you were not ''Drinking and ''Driving' because you only drink at STOP signs
2007-09-08 23:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sandy B 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah very funny...never thought I would like it but just goes to show.
2007-09-09 01:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
``i was speeding as i was out of gas and had to get to the nearest gas station as soon as possible``
2007-09-08 23:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by Ghost Boy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were allowed a beer in the UK?
2007-09-09 13:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by robert s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez if anyone uses these they'll end up in more ***t. Loved 'em all. 10/10
2007-09-08 23:33:53 · answer #10 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋