If Men Got Pregnant...
1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
2. There would be a cure for stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
14. Women would rule the world.
2007-09-08 20:52:29 · 39 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
man kind would be extinct within 100 years
2007-09-08 20:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained
thats the best of the lot.. lol...
and then you would never know which is your kid ... they would bring a new one home from the trip to the park every time hehe
2007-09-08 21:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but mostly wrong, firstly woman already rule the western world, second woman already get the lion share of R&D $$$ for vanity issue's and that includes for stretch marks!!! (its true, and only girls would pay for it so they wouldn't bother wasting the energy on it for men), and third, childbirth isn't that hard, I rekon you girls just moan too much and need to harden up, I could do it in my lunch break without dropping the ball at work ! *Mum if you read this, i'm only joking ^ ^
2007-09-08 21:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!
This was so creative!.
I really liked Nos. 5-10,and I especially liked No. 7
A man really needs to see what it fells like to be a single mother!
(Kudos!) I'd give you 10 points if I could,so I hope you'll settle for a Star!
(I'm still LMAO!)
2007-09-08 21:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by Squeakers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ditto...
You forgot:
15. Birth rate would decrease dramatically.
2007-09-08 20:58:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh, i never think all of that, what's on my mind was, maybe some ego guy would start to be more respect and consider for women, if they had tested how much women in pain for labour.
2007-09-08 20:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by moonrider 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I quite agree with you...except no.14: Woman would be useless
2007-09-08 22:48:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there will be so much controversial around the world, mostly about knowledge and religion. what i mean here is, it's a technology but againts the rule of God. the scientist will make a very hard applause for it instead the others got their face be mad ^,,,*
2007-09-08 21:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by alice 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
15. Men dont usually cut and paste, or copy statements into Yahoo Anwers and pass them off as questions.
2007-09-08 21:10:06 · answer #9 · answered by Seed Plower 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you're right there 100%.
but it will never happen, because although we are the weekest ones [women] men are cry babies and other things too.
2007-09-08 20:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋