An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the Waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?"
The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck named Bubba on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke! !" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?"
The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "On my tab."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Irishman felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed."
The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck.
Bubba jumped up and yelled, "Don't you touch me...I'm drawin' disability!!!"
2007-09-08 20:25:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm from the Bubba part of the world. You need to quit it!
LOL
2007-09-08 20:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by jan c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Quite a funny joke.
Good 1, try more will be perfect.
Good Luck :D
2007-09-08 21:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooooo . well bubba was just too smart in the end .
cheers mate
2007-09-08 20:31:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup that thar's 'bout th' thuth.
2007-09-12 05:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT's a funny joke!!
Star for you!
2007-09-08 20:31:43 · answer #5 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah, dont touch me, shoot. disability checks are hard to come by. lol lol lol lol. funny as hell. oops did i say that?
2007-09-10 10:03:07 · answer #6 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was a good one!
2007-09-08 20:30:38 · answer #7 · answered by Precious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny very funny bubba you are the man.....
2007-09-12 05:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by Rosalinda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not if him and Tebow are intimate.
2016-04-03 22:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just about the funniest joke I have heard in a very long time!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
~picks self up off floor~...."whew....that was funny!!"
nfd♥
2007-09-09 06:48:17 · answer #10 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋