A rich guy in Georgia decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Black guy in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.
At the height of the party, the rich dude said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the guts to jump in."
The words were barely out of the rich dude's mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Japanese Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Leroy and the gator were screaming. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the bottom like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the rich guy says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it.", said Leroy.
The rich dude said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The rich dude said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
The Black man said, "No."
The confused rich guy said, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the man who pushed me in the pool!"
2007-09-08 20:18:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that was ******* hilarious!!!!
2007-09-10 13:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by "Jessi-Baby" 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Was Leroy's last name Brown and was he from the south side of Chicago and stands about 6'4?
2007-09-14 17:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He substitute into courageous adequate to pass to the rich adult adult males social gathering interior the 1st place, being the only black man or woman around. He substitute into additionally courageous while he performed it 'cool' after he have been given faraway from the gator, he knew his probabilities of having the money from the rich guy have been possibly narrow so he used his wit to shame the spectators.
2016-10-10 05:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooooo another nice one
upon askin by Leroy strangg came out and said leroy it was buggle bam whos pushed yah mate .
chew him!!!! lol
cheers mate
2007-09-08 20:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Leroy!! lol... that was truly entertaining...
...and what are we doing up in the middle of the night, anyway? :-) bbjo.
2007-09-08 20:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by bb jo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heeee hheeeeeee heeeeeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeee heeeeeee woooooooo heeeee heeeeeeee heeeeee. ima about to pee on myself. oh lawd, this is too much. woooo.
2007-09-10 11:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG ha ha ha that is hilarious!! here's a star
2007-09-15 14:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey its an old joke but no problem for me.star for you
2007-09-14 20:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it.
Not my kind of joke.
2007-09-15 09:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh.
That's terrible.
2007-09-08 20:26:49 · answer #10 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard this one before but you were the only one who was bout to drown "the only black man"..... in any form. not a funny joke dude....... sorry
2007-09-08 20:57:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋