There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town:
The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter
Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
2007-09-08 20:13:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Cute
2007-09-09 05:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by missinformation 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The church of Scientology brainwashed the tiny creatures.
They all relocated to Hollywood & are doing well in the film industry.
ie. Tom Cruise & John Travolta
2007-09-08 20:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by jan c 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I would like the hear the Squirrel's side of the story before I cast My vote.
2016-05-20 01:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. First time i heard a joke about squirrels.
2007-09-08 23:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by witch2order 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!
Better than the Mississippi Squirrel Revival.
2007-09-12 05:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have tears in my eyes from laughing soooooooooo much. Where DO you get these jokes.
The Catholic sound like some Baptist I know!!! (I'm Baptist) LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
nfd♥
2007-09-09 07:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sooo funny.
I heard that one in church. I'm Baptist.
Hehehe
2007-09-13 17:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by beanhead1972((14HIM)) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny this time, better than . the born again, catholic squirrels.
2007-09-12 06:00:01 · answer #8 · answered by Rosalinda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooo . nice one there bubble gum mate ..
keep postin more or else i will chew yah mate . cheers
2007-09-08 20:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-09-15 15:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋