Come on people do the math. If we figure that a mans blood were completely composed of red wine exactly how drunk would he be? For that matter was he constantly chased by vampiric winos? And what does that make white wine......
2007-09-08 20:05:59 · 9 answers · asked by capheind 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Water into wine my ***! He pissed in the bottles! If Christ's blood was really all wine he would be a babbling idiot that made no sense, talked about his imaginary friends and thought he had superpowers. Then he could make mor money begging because he had a good story. Oh wait?! Maybe, just maybe his blood was wine because that is the kind of crap a wino bum would make up.
2007-09-08 22:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Christopher A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too much alcohol in the blood will kill you.
And if christ's blood was red, I suppose an anti-christ blood might be white.
This reminds me of a question about why people have blue eyes & others have brown eyes.
Brown eyes are full of IT and blue eyed folks are 2 quarts low.
Silly question seems to need silly answer & I believe, I have fulfilled that.
2007-09-08 20:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its used as a Symbol, his blood isn't made of wine.
2007-09-08 20:10:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ripped that off from an episode af family guy!
2007-09-11 08:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is always so freaking drunk that he never cries when he got nailed one way or the other. lol
2007-09-08 20:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by HungryGhost 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
13 to 18 percent. WOW, he was kind a wasted...
2007-09-08 20:29:52 · answer #6 · answered by John 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the world may never know
2007-09-08 20:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's called symbolism.
2007-09-08 20:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by maryness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6.66 percent.
2007-09-08 20:16:05 · answer #9 · answered by createearlybliss 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋