Im too embarassed to say it face to face to a doctor,but for years I've never farted where it made a noise,I only have silent but deadlys,haha I know its funny but seriously is this normal?
2007-09-08 19:06:23 · 8 answers · asked by spacey_stacey 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
holy crap! i think i just woke everybody up in my house from laughing so loudly! no, i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing about how this all took me by surprise. honestly, i don't know what to tell you, but thank you so much for the laugh.
2007-09-08 19:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by Nameless 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i am so sorry.. but this reminds me of a joke...
a woman goes into the doctor office and sits down to wait her turn. finally the nurse calls her in, and she waits for her doctor. when he comes in, he asks her what the problem is.
she replies, "well, Doctor, I have a problem with gas! I keep having these silent but deadly farts and i feel so embarrassed! they happen so often! as a matter of fact, i have farted silently about 5 times since you came in!"
the doctor turns around to set the clipboard down and sits on his stool. "Well, ma'am, the first thing we need to talk about... is your hearing..."
but on a serious note, at least you don't have noisy ones! and it is just fine. if i am laying down, no noise happens, but standing it does make a noise. good luck, and have fun!
2007-09-08 21:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by Treasa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They sell bean-o and it really works.........on dogs, and husbands!!! you take it with the first bite of food. the liquid form you get more for your money and put 3-4 drops on first bite of food.
Also they sell gas-X for after your meal.
i am above average in this area..........the average person passes gas up to 14 times a day is correct. but you can take the stinky deadly part out of your silents by using gas-x and or bean-0.
normal and safe.
if you have camps, or other change in poo habits, see your doctor.
good luck!
it's very embarassing!!!!
I take gas-x before going out with friends, and on a plane!
i don't eat onions, and such.
I hope this helps!
2007-09-08 19:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Lilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol well they did a study on it and it said if i remember right (it was on tv or talk show) and the average person was 14 times a day.. lol less for some more for others.. i fall in the more for others lol.. a lot of it has to do with the kinds of foods you eat. like breads and potatoes and things.. the way gas prices are if i could bottle it up i could make a fortune lol
2007-09-08 19:13:49 · answer #4 · answered by Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it could become a problem as your gas seems to be floating around inside your stomach....do you find you get spasms in your lower stomach? sharp pains/cramps..? or upper stomach pains??
Try eating more fibre in your diet , also more fruits and veggies.
2007-09-08 19:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by friskymisty01 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think is OK. You surely have burps if you don't fart. maybe you can ask doctor what is happening to your body. Have a body check up...
Take care...~~~
2007-09-08 19:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by Phoebe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gas
2007-09-08 19:29:26 · answer #7 · answered by ♥wh♥tஐAre♥U♥Lஐஐking?ஐALEXANDRAஐஐ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got the same problem ;) The problem: butt cheeks. No, really.
2007-09-08 19:32:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋