1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal.
2007-09-08 18:53:06 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Looks like my EX wrote this advice list! LOL!
Good stuff.
DE
2007-09-10 10:26:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, no offense to that "advice" (since this isnt a question??) but your making all men sound like jerks! I know alot of men, are or can be jerks but that doesnt mean the whole male population is. i know im a woman and im defending the opposite sex but i just think this question is very Sexist. R u a lesbian or something since you seem to hate men so much?.....no offense again?
2007-09-08 18:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by *~Jessica~* 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Clever! I like the checkbooks and committed jokes!
2007-09-08 20:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great shakes....a star!
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
2007-09-09 00:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is cute but I personally do love all the men in my life!
2007-09-11 12:34:12 · answer #5 · answered by mrichar9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That will make your cycle REALLY messed up! Talk to your doctor about getting on something to help you out... btw you can ovulate with out a period.
2016-05-20 01:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont hurt boys heart because boys heart is very thin. But you can hurt physically him. So keep hurting boys physically dont mentally.
2007-09-14 04:37:46 · answer #7 · answered by Nandu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..this one is about the last comment,, omg LOL some guys can be super confident about skills they AINT GOT...
2007-09-13 12:40:04 · answer #8 · answered by Rudolfie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never ask and tease any thing, you will get every thing.
be flexible and adjustible, you will be loved
treat his parents well with love and affection, he takes care of you and your needs with out asking
2007-09-10 21:45:24 · answer #9 · answered by KASSETTY K 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have to get u to write my boyfriends 'jokes' an example would be: how many witches does it take to change a lightbulb ? Into wat!!!!! >.< that one is painful. *Applause* and a star for u
2007-09-13 09:21:15 · answer #10 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋