Subject: The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they
end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and
hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering
the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to
lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of
thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears
all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of
the middle shelf,
and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She
found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually
is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after
a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could
be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns
to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he
romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom
where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few
things she had never done with any other man.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman
rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was
it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says......................
"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
2007-09-08 18:19:19 · 24 answers · asked by CARL B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The title should be "The Insensitive man." lol
2007-09-08 18:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by CarolSandyToes1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Unfortunately I only rate this one a 4.
2007-09-09 01:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!
Sensitive?? What a creep!
But funny
2007-09-09 01:22:23 · answer #3 · answered by jbahhh 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAH I'm trying to contain my laughter! (everyone in the house is asleep)
2007-09-09 01:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by volcom girl. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one =)
2007-09-09 01:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by ksmaluk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!!! lmao that is toooooo funny!!! im giving u a star.
as messed up as that is that is too funny!!
good one!!
2007-09-09 01:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by Siroonig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! I wasn't expecting that! GREAT joke!
2007-09-09 03:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny ta
2007-09-09 01:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by toon l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one...
2007-09-09 01:22:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you get a star
that was hilarious
2007-09-09 01:26:01 · answer #10 · answered by bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋