How intelligent was it of God to give turtles a hard, protective shell to retreat into in times of danger, but not humans?
Why does God love turtles more than he loves us?
2007-09-08 18:01:29 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't worry....he has a plan for us...
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES BABY!!!
Edit : Guuhhh...must...resist...urge to....push ZER0 C00L™...off cliff...for...stealing...answer...must...resist....
2007-09-08 18:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Facepalm 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I asked my dog about this and he said to tell you this
it is possible that God loves turtles more than you, but he does not think so,
he explains, God did not mean for you to retreat, he intended for you to love, to give love and to experience the warmth and care that your mate would provide.
now granted my dog is only 8 months old, but he seems pretty sharp for a "free to a good home" dog.
what say you cowboy, you able to learn new tricks from a new dog
if you are in danger, Jesus does not say you won't have them, only that he will be there with you
2007-09-09 01:19:01 · answer #2 · answered by magnetic_azimuth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. yes
but one thing. The intelligent design theory does not support the teaching of Christianity, Judaism, etc... the intelligent design explains why are we here, and who created the universe. i don’t think that we were created by chance, i rather think that SOMEONE create us, it was not Allah, Jesus, or Quetzalcoatl. it was someone intelligent enough to have combine the right elements in order to create life on earth.
A person with an education in physics knows that this universe is attributed to some KIND of intelligence rather than chance... the more you study physics, the more you become aware that the universe DEMANDS a creator.
2007-09-09 01:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turtles are very, very lovable.
Humans, on the other hand, stop being lovable about four years before they are actually useful as wage earners.
I think *I* love turtles more than humans, so why wouldn't some god be able to make the same rational decision?
Cheers :-)
2007-09-09 01:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by thing55000 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
God giveth unto Turtles their Shells so that may bee-th Ninja Turtles. But God given Chuck Norris unto Humans so they may bee-th round house kicked.
2007-09-09 01:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turtles were here long before us and will be here long after we wipe our silly selves out (most probably in some form of religious war).
The turtles will be talking at the pond about those stupid short lived creatures who made a mess of their planet.
2007-09-09 01:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you know how slow a turtle is? They need all the protection they can get. What if we were that slow? Then yes we would need the hard shell to protect ourselves. We can move with the quickness. At least I can. I don't need no stinkin' shell.
2007-09-09 01:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the more important question is why did he make turtles so that they are helpless if they get flipped onto their backs? You'd think he would have made some kind of mechanism whereby they could right themselves again.
2007-09-09 01:10:13 · answer #8 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
god gave the bowl to eat the turtle soup in
2007-09-09 01:19:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turtles taste great but a Snickers bar is far more, tastier !!! God doesn't like turtles candy !!! How do you know he does?
2007-09-09 01:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bees have a hard shell too, yet they are dying out due to a disease specific to bees. When the bees die, we die... Funny how that works... Turtles may very well outlast humans.
2007-09-09 01:06:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋