My theory!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

My theory is that if we are all the sons of daughters of god supposedly then jesus wasnt so freakin special he was more like an experiment god did to test us feeble minded humans what did we do we nailed him to the cross and said he died for our sins we ******* killed him he didnt die so killing him was a sin to remove all sins which was suposely supsed to put us in the right.But no we ****** up which made god remove him.

Answer 1

nobody could prove u wrong but nobody can prove anything right so whos to say whats true

Answer 2

All through the Old Testament are prophecies of the suffering servant of God.He was letting us know that Jesus was coming at a certain point in time to die for our sins.He showed us that the blood of bulls and goats could never really atone for our sins.They were like writing a check and when Jesus came ,He was the hard money to cover the checks.Besides,Jesus was God from all eternity.He wasn't just born in 2 B.C. and came into existence.John 1, Hebrews 1,Collosians 1 all say that All things were created by God through Jesus. Jesus is all through the Old Testament as the "Angel of the Lord" (as opposed to an angel of the Lord).He appears to Moses,Abraham ,Samsons parents,Jacob(he wrestles him) ,Gideon and more.
He is alive and well,resurrected the 3rd day just as He said He would.No one F-ed up.It went just as planned.

Answer 3

Well, that doesn't exactly conform with the definition of a 'theory'. That is more in line with what scientists refer to as a 'bone-headed idea'... usually, just before the one who came up with it gets fired.

Anyway, whatever you want to call this intellectual masterpiece, it fails right out of the gate...

* It presumes the existence of god
* It presumes the existence of Jesus
* It presumes the existence of 'sin'
* It has no predictive power
* It is not testable
* It is not falsifiable

Other than that, though, it is a magnificent effort. Congratulations.
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Answer 4

You think about it to much. He is the only one that is righteous and he died, full filled the 10 commandments and nailed to to the cross. God will remember your sins no more. We need Jesus as our sacrificial lamb that cleansed all sin from us by his blood, if not he died in vain. He is the perfect vessel. We are under the new covenant of Jesus, if you believe in him.

If you do no believe in him and what he did for you , then you are under the 10 commandments and you need to bring your goat to the alter every year to cleanse you of sin for a year. So you need to thank him for what he did for us.

DO THE WILL OF GOD
You need to find a home church, be obedient, follow his word, be baptized with the holy spirit, show your self approved and do the will of God (Mark 16: 15 - 18)

Answer 5

Jesus is a prophet given birth by The Virgin Mary. His unique birth is like Adam who has no parent.

God make them feel they have crucify Jesus, instead they are crucifying the wrong man (a traitor). Jesus is brought to sky by God and will return someday.

Answer 6

Your "theory" lacks even the merits of a B-grade fantasy.

Needs quite a bit of work.

You are encouraged to resubmit after 90 days.

Answer 7

I don't think you are going to build a following on that so I won't call you a false prophet just a fool.

Answer 8

got any evidence to support your "theory"? if not then it's just a theological doctrine. the way to propagate those is not by argument and evidence, you have to jazz it up a bit. make people feel guilty for not believing you, or something.

Answer 9

I think you are being generous with the definition of the word "Theory" if you think that this quantifies one.

Answer 10

Your theory is supported as well as any other mythologically based theory.