She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of wine
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned . Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the carpeting.
Nothing worked!!! People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house
Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back .
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day .
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home......... And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!!!
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
2007-09-08 16:54:11 · 21 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great ! SIMPLY SUPER ! That's one of the coolest jokes I've heard in a long time -- a big Thank You !
Great build--up , even better punch--line !
2007-09-12 23:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the quote is "Revenge is sweet, so sayeth the fool". Now that may change the way people, who never heard the entire quote, think about revenge. But i doubt it. I agree with the above quote. Revenge is not sweet for more than a few moments. After that, there is the bitterness of knowing you have harmed someone - even if you don't care for them. I'm going to stop here because I could write several pages on this topic.
2016-05-20 00:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by ciara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I loved it you get a star from me. that was the funniest one I have read yet. if I could give you 2 stars I would. thanx
2007-09-15 07:20:08 · answer #3 · answered by hilo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea serves him right lmao, Id do the same. thats a good one you get a star
2007-09-08 17:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time I've heard this and it is star worthy.
2007-09-08 17:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that 1
2007-09-08 18:14:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute heres a star
2007-09-13 16:43:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke made me smile. And it has been a lousy day. Thanks. Here's a cookie and a star
2007-09-09 01:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by bowen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been there, thought that, in the end just forgave.
2007-09-08 18:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
Thanks for sharing.
DE
2007-09-10 10:23:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋