The loving husband, have you heard the story about Ed?

Question

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up,
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

Answer 1

I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard! My husband better never do that to me!

Answer 2

Not necessarily, is the 'uncle' a real uncle or just married into the family. I have a few 'uncles' that are just close friends of the family and I have also called them uncle but they are no relationship to me at all. It was just a term of respect for them being older than I am. It's not like she married her dad, stepdad, brother or first cousin situtation. Mental problems occur when there is incest but not necessarily a physical handicap. My husband's Dad was living with a woman with 4 kids, and his brother married the oldest daughter so their kid is blood related to both grandparents. When they got a divorce his Dad married the woman so it all stayed in the family. Why would you worry about it, its not your life, to not be around them sounds rather prejudice on your part, they are human beings!!

Answer 3

Thats a great joke. I laughed out loud at it. =D you get a star.

Answer 4

that's funny
no need for the last line though

Answer 5

ha ha ha

Answer 6

heard it b4. but I still love it have a star.

Answer 7

*cracks up* and gives her deepest condolences