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A man went to the store and asked the female cashier behind the counter, "Do you have any chocolate ice cream?" The cashier replies, "No we are out of chocolate ice cream." So the man asks, "Can I get a gallon of chocolate ice cream?" The cashier says, "No! we are out of chocolate ice cream." The man asks, 'Can I get a half gallon of chocalate ice cream." The cashier, getting frustrated, says "No! we are out of it." The man asks, "Can I get a pint of chocolate ice cream?" So the cashier says, "Sir, can you spell the van in vanilla?" He says, "Yes! V-a-n." The cashier says, "Can you spell the straw in strawberry?" He says, "Yes, S-t-r-a-w." The cashier says, "Can you spell the f*** in chocolate?" The man thinks and says, "Hey! there is no f*** in chocolate!" The cashier says, "Right! That's what I been trying to tell you! There is no f***in chocolate!"

2007-09-08 16:18:04 · 12 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Ok. So, I guess theres no f-ckin chocolate!!!

2007-09-08 16:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is too funny I used to work at walmart and thats about how you have to be with some people lol

2007-09-08 17:27:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was funny, made me laff out loud, u get a star

2007-09-08 20:50:21 · answer #3 · answered by notda14u2toplaywith 3 · 0 0

i didn't find this funny and i usually laugh even when the moon comes out So,,that =s how u know this aignt funny

2007-09-08 16:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

thay was very funny. have a star

2007-09-08 17:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I like that.....reminds me of someone

2007-09-08 23:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by pax5155 4 · 0 0

lol thats ***** hilarios (yall cant report *** its not a cusswrd)

2007-09-08 16:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by james s 2 · 1 1

That one made me snort. :P

2007-09-08 16:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Knee 6 · 0 0

star.

2007-09-08 16:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Fancy♥ 7 · 0 0

thats good!

2007-09-08 20:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Dianne L 4 · 0 0

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