Young couple left the church & arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne & began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled & weird. Whey are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation & they continued undressing.When the groom took off his trousers his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.
"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy & deformed!"
"As a child I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No keasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undresing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said, "Let me guess...Smallcox?"
2007-09-08 13:16:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved it 10/10 you need to post more star for you
2007-09-08 13:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats brilliant haha. Have a star, thats the best joke i've seen on here in ages!!!
2016-05-19 23:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! That was a very special night for me and my ex-wife ;0)
2007-09-08 13:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-08 13:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny. i can't wait to tell my Mrs in the morning, At last an excuse.
2007-09-08 13:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
smallcox! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I think I knew one who suffered with the same disease. lol
2007-09-08 13:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by sally 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! I love it. Star for you!
2007-09-08 13:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by iamkillerqueen09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you copy that because it sonds good!!!
i give it 5 stars
2007-09-08 13:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke, i've used this one before ...... pmsl
2007-09-10 08:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaahhahahaaaaa, you've seen my photo then pmsl.
2007-09-08 13:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋