let's see who is smart...?

Question

answer these questions with the first answer that pops into your head, and be quick. don't stop to think about them, that will kinda wreck the fun
and remember, getting them all right won't necasarly get you best answer


1. how do you get an elephant into a fridge?

2. how do you get a giraffe into a fridge?

3.the king of the jungle calls a meeting and ever animal attends except for one. which one?

4. you want to cross a lake in which a lot of crocodiles live. there is no boat, no bridge so how do you do it with out being killed?

5.you come across a two-piece fence that is blocking your way to a race track. one side is barb wire, the other is an electricuted, which side to you climb over?

6. you're at the race track watching the cars go by. the person in third passes the second place person. what place is he in now?

Answer 1

1. open the fridge and put the elephant inside
2. take the elephant out and put in the giraffe
3. the girafee...hes still in the fridge
4. you swim..the crocs are at the meeting.
5. you walk through the space between the fences
6. 2nd

Answer 2

1. how do you get an elephant into a fridge?
Chop it into little pieces

2. how do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
chop it into little pieces

3.the king of the jungle calls a meeting and ever animal attends except for one. which one?
The monkey

4. you want to cross a lake in which a lot of crocodiles live. there is no boat, no bridge so how do you do it with out being killed?
I step over the crocs

5.you come across a two-piece fence that is blocking your way to a race track. one side is barb wire, the other is an electricuted, which side to you climb over?
GO through the middle

6. You're at the race track watching the cars go by. the person in third passes the second place person. what place is he in now
Second

Answer 3

1. how do you get an elephant into a fridge?

you don't --there are too many letters in the word elephant

2. how do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
add an a and another r and another f and take away the d

3.the king of the jungle calls a meeting and ever animal attends except for one. which one?

Tarzan

4. you want to cross a lake in which a lot of crocodiles live. there is no boat, no bridge so how do you do it with out being killed?

Play like the old Frogger game and jump across each crocs back

5.you come across a two-piece fence that is blocking your way to a race track. one side is barb wire, the other is an electricuted, which side to you climb over?

The barbed wire --I can use an article of my clothing to wrap around my hands to protect them and climb over

6. you're at the race track watching the cars go by. the person in third passes the second place person. what place is he in now?
He'd be in 2nd place

Answer 4

1. Open the door & put him in
2. take out the elephant and put in the giraffe
3. the giraffe.... he is still in the refrigerator
4. Swim.. all the crocodiles are at the animal meeting
5. You go between the two pieces of wood
6. He is now in first place.

Answer 5

old.

1. open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

2. wrong answer: open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door. correct answer: open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

3. the giraffe, he's in the fridge.

4. swim across! the crocidiles are at the animal meeting.

5 and 6 don't exist, but i can guess on them.

Answer 6

1. Open the door, put it in
2. Same as above, once you get the elephant out
3. The poor giraffe, who's tuck in the fridge
4. Swim, aren't they all at the meeting...?
5. The side that gets you into the track
6. But you're not in yet!

Answer 7

1. eviscerate it
2. decapitate it
3. the eviscerated elephant, the meeting was about who decapitated the giraffe, so the body was there in a body bag
4. fly
5. Well, if the fence is electricuted, than that means that it is dead, so it would be easy to climb over.
6. This race only has women drivers in it, so there is no "he".

Answer 8

1. you open the door and put him in

2. take out the elephant and put the giraffe in

3. The Girffe he's in the fridge

4.The crocodiles are at the meeting so you simpily swim across

5.The one in front

6. he's in second place

Answer 9

1. open the door and put it in
2. open the door and put it in (after taking out teh elephant)
3. Giraffe, he's in the fridge
4. hop in a by-plane and fly over
5. don't know
6. The place he is in now is wherever the racetrack is

Answer 10

1) put it in there
2) take the elephant out and put the girraffe in
3) the girraffe he's in the fridge
4) play polka music, haven't you watched Dora?
5) the side on the other side of the track
6) the guy's in the place that guy was but now the guy is in his place making the place the guys