A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."
"What's country style?" asks the city boy.
"Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin' wins the dispute."
Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he's ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it's–it's m-my turn."
The farmer grins. "Aw, hell, you win. Keep the duck."
2007-09-08 11:06:47 · 7 answers · asked by cmwest12 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha..wow.. city boys are stupid!
2007-09-08 11:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by antonios mama ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I read it, I thought of the joke where someone will settle something like thi: one person will shot the other in the head, and that person can shoot the first guy in the head and last one standing wins.... it's basically the same, so you can see why i thought nof it... ooo I think my answer is a bit long and stujpid for this question XD
2007-09-08 18:30:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-08 18:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooo nice onew
2007-09-08 18:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-09-08 18:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha like it
2007-09-08 18:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by Nick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...cute and funny!
2007-09-08 18:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋