George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
2007-09-08 10:28:23 · 13 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! <3
2007-09-14 20:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jiamin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but you forgot who is on 2nd, 3rd, home plate. ANd the rest but now the less its funny. click on youtube to see In Living Colors verson of Who's on first.
2007-09-15 00:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by Sir $liq Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-09-08 20:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.. wow
9/10
2007-09-08 17:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by antonios mama ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one long joke ! Bit laboured , tho' .
You can almost hear the canned laughter in between !
2007-09-16 06:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was good but it went on forevvvvveeeeerrrr
2007-09-08 18:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by PrettySeaShell 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
condi
2007-09-16 09:55:40 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Qt 1, LOL
2007-09-15 04:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by Larry J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, did you make that up?
2007-09-08 17:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by kerimk15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Is it yours?
2007-09-08 17:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by rem552000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋