I asked " Do you deliver?"
They said " No, we do Pork , chicken or beef"
2007-09-08 09:56:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I took a chinese girl home and asked her is she fancied a 69.
She said you can fook off if you think i'm cooking this time of night,
2007-09-08 10:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
They pork, chicken , or beef? Wow, the Chinese sure love to name their "activities" with food!
2007-09-08 18:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny that, A Chinese take-away, Yet they have never taken any Chinese people from my house yet.
2007-09-08 17:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by john m 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh How We Love To Make Fun Of Other Cultures.
Nice One.
2007-09-08 17:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heh heh, I had a Chinese takeaway tonight and there definitely wasn't any liver in it!
2007-09-08 17:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that on Peter: Live at Bolton on DVD this week.
2007-09-08 17:07:19 · answer #6 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-08 18:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-09-08 18:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I asked "Do you add gratuities " he said "No not since health board told us not to"
I was holding the plate on my lap and the waitress says "You get sweet and sour balls" I said "No, not unless I spill it"
2007-09-08 17:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they actually said something like that before to my sister..
9/10
2007-09-08 18:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by antonios mama ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋