I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's
a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!
She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!
"SO I HUNG UP ON THE FAT B*TCH"
2007-09-08 09:37:49 · 20 answers · asked by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Star for you Here is a joke close to yours
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo
2007-09-08 09:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by russbillen 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Texting is private and intimate. Texting is the perfect way to create a private and intimate world between you and the man or woman in your life. Learn here https://tr.im/en84S
For women in particular, texting can end up being a fun “game” where they can do or say anything (even things they would never do in the “real” world). Texting is non confrontational. Odds are your relationship ended on a heated note. I don’t know why you and your ex broke up, but there was probably at least one (if not a few dozen) big fights. Done properly (the way I’m going to teach you), texting is simple and subtle. You can slowly feed your ex tested and proven messages and ideas without the risk of either one of you flying off the handle, falling back into old and destructive patterns, and throwing plates at each other.
2016-02-13 08:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-02 14:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
This site http://getyourexback.toptips.org teaches how to use tiny little text messages to create a whole new relationship with your ex (no matter how bad things were before)
2014-09-24 08:20:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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At last a funny joke NICE 1
F*ckin great!
2007-09-08 09:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2017-03-02 20:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by Timothy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep -- that's about we expected...
2007-09-08 09:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could have made a night of it comparing waistlines lol
2007-09-08 10:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats a cracker..have a star
2007-09-08 09:49:04 · answer #9 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! Funny! 10!
2007-09-08 09:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋