blonde joke?

Question

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY
CLASS GETS UP, MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION & SITS DOWN.
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> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS & ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE
THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS & THAT SHE'LL HAVE TO
SIT IN THE ECONOMY SECTION, FARTHER BACK IN THE PLANE.
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> THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
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> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT & TELLS THE PILOT AND
CO-PILOT THAT THERE'S A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY & WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
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> THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE & TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT
BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE & RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."
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> THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE
POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
TO REASON.
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> THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
WHISPERS IN HER EAR. SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." SHE GETS UP & GOES BACK
TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
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> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
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> I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON.

Answer 1

your funny do standup =D

Answer 2

10/10!

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

Answer 4

ive heard it before so its not that funny anymore

Answer 5

hahaha. funny joke!

Answer 6

ha ha that was good

Answer 7

WHY DO U HAVE TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS?! UR NOT YELLING!? anyway heard it here idk 50 mins ago the EXACT same thing

Answer 8

omg!!!!hahahahah love it